Overheard

"He broke up with her 5 times..."
"And what did she do?"
"She went and got married to another guy!"
"Really?"
"He was trying to stall her marriage through all possible means. Now he is heart broken that he lost a good catch!"
"He should have known..5 times did you say?"

Love is clearly blind. However, one cannot make someone just **love** them. Manipulate yes. Love no. Cannot just wish it out of thin air.

Overheard

• Punjabi She: Yes, bhai, you have hit the head on the nail!
  
  Yeah right ... more like nailed the coffin lid on English grammar!!
  
• Punjabi She (loudly on phone with her sis): When were you born? Aug 83 or Jul 84? .. What? How am I supposed to know? You you were the one who was born. Get the details, there are thousands of people waiting here for some time.
  
  Yeah right ... tax filing or taxing my nerves!!
  
• He: I was up working late. I saw my comp and realized t'was 2:30 AM !
  
  Yeah right ... Time traveller!!
  
• He 1: So you are out on a date?
  He 2: Who goes out for date on a Sunday afternoon!?
  He 1: Hey, I meant don't you just go out for lunch or something?!
  
  Yeah right .... [shaking head silently].
  
• He 1: That's Rakhi Sawant.
  He 2: No, thats Laura Dutta.
  He 1: They all look alike!
  
  Yeah right .... Equality amongst celebrities!!
  
• He 1: Ah, I ran and got the cash. Now no trouble with cards!
  
  Yeah right .... Next is barter system!!

PS:
"Punjabi She" ... nothing racial. Just fact.

Leap Day

• Cold Shouldered Day
  Its -8 Deg C outside.
  
  
• Law Day: Murphy's law (from a frustrated techie).
  Every godamned item can get messed up in every godamed way if there is any godamned oppurtunity. Side affects include 20 hr work days!!
  
  
• Racist Day: Overheard (at the coffee machine).
  Asian She: How long have you dated him (Asian He) ?
  American She: Ever since he was pathetically trying to get a beautiful girl friend, for a change!
  
  If you ask me, the dumb guy got lucky! She had attitude, but damn, was she hot!
  
  
• Leap Day:
  Noticed that today is Leap Day of the Leap Year. No wonder, I was feeling like leaping out of the 15th Floor, without parachutes, during the whole godamned day!