I don't eat eggs even if they :
Talked, walked, danced, were made into funny shapes in omlette, scrambled, fried, deep-fried, spiced, pieced, covered in gold & silver, mixed in sweets (there is a chance there though), put in a bread basket, be anointed, be appointed king heir of all chickens, become the hearth throb of "* got talent", star in movie Avatar, win Golden Globe, go on to win Oscars and ... last but not the least, get converted to a vegetable.
Phew! :)
